Added: Ayana Kling - Date: 21.10.2021 13:33 - Views: 39871 - Clicks: 1081
Does Good Friday always turn out to be good? Or does it just feel that way because the Thursday before Good Friday is over? What the fuck is up with the panic shopping? Never mind North Korea getting their knickers in a twist about Trump this week, this was actual fear amongst real people. Getting into the car park was a fucking disaster. It was the only time I wish I owned a tank so that I could just drive over the top of the idiots who looked like they were driving with their eyes closed. Once inside I was swallowed up amongst the sea of desperate shoppers. Each of them with their face contorted in horror at the price of prawns, short supply of cream and non eggistent discounts on the already ridiculous price of chocolate treats.
But they were buying them in their thousands, despite the fact they would all be half price in 3 days time. Then there were the queue jumpers. Then a fucking shit fight breaks out because someone has to wait 10 more seconds for their shaved ham. Bakers Delight is not much of a delight if there are more than 4 people waiting, because the shops are always so small. Listen, bitch. You are the reason for me having more time to pick up the apple and cinnamon hot cross buns that I will eat all of on the way home.
Which went really well with the chocolate milk I swiped from the impulse bar at the checkout in Coles. My sugar high was next level by the time I fetched the kids from daycare. I was shaking like a fucking leaf. Was it just from sugar? Or being a part of the doomsday panic shopping that happens before a public holiday? Fuck You, Good Friday. There is nothing good about you apart from the day off work.
You simply exist to calm everyone down for the one day before Shitty Saturday when everyone dashes out again to top up the fridge and beat each other in an angry frenzy. But not me. I got everything I needed, apart from……. Notify me of follow-up comments by . Notify me of new posts by . This site uses Akismet to reduce spam.
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